RABE SHOT: What Not to Say When Robbing Where You Work
Today's Dough-Head didn't have a leg to stand on, and was running on a wing and a prayer when he allegedly robbed a KFC, and said the very worst thing you can say when you're robbing the place you work.
Here's how it went down.
According to the Miami Herald, Cleveland "Dough-Head" Willis was arrested for allegedly robbing a KFC of about $600. That's the simple and boring version. The Rabe Shot version delves into the details and comes up with a KFC Buffet of awesome. With mashed potatoes and gravy, too.
First, Cleveland used to work at this KFC. The people know him, they know his face, and his car.
But he was wearing a mask, James! Yes! He was wearing a mask, and maybe he should get points for at least going that far. He wore a mask.
But it didn't help.
His former co-workers recognized his face just from the parts that were showing, when he spoke they recognized his voice, and when he pulled up in his car, they probably said, "Huh...I know that car."
The best part, the gravy so to speak, was this conversation.
Worker: Cleveland, is that you?
Cleveland: No...it's not me!
There's no word if Cleveland made a clean chicken breast of it.
It's almost Halloween, and this is the perfect candy holder when you're handing out to the trick-or-treaters!